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Can I have a kid that is NOT a wise-ass?

by Téa Smith
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Can I have a kid that is NOT a wise-ass?

by Téa Smith

Jules: “Mum, I have superpowers but they’re broken”

Me (feigning sympathy): “oh, that’s no good. How can you get them back?”

Jules: “I need to fix them”

Me: “How?”

Jules: “With my tools!”

Me: “Where are your tools?”

Jules: “In my toolbox!”

Me: “Where is your toolbox?”

Jules: “IN MY PANTS!”

He’s 3.

ooh, you
saucy minx!

I see you. Sitting there. Seductively scrolling and clicking like the flirt that you are, reading and watching my stuff.

OK I can’t really see you, this is just a text box and I ain’t the CIA. I’m not watching you, I swear. Unless you want me to and the price is right. Ahem.

Anyway, sign up if you want and I might write to you from time to time. I’m cool. We’re cool. 

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