May 24, 2009

Can I have a kid that is NOT a wise-ass?

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Posted 13 years ago
by Téa Smith

Jules: “Mum, I have superpowers but they’re broken”

Me (feigning sympathy): “oh, that’s no good. How can you get them back?”

Jules: “I need to fix them”

Me: “How?”

Jules: “With my tools!”

Me: “Where are your tools?”

Jules: “In my toolbox!”

Me: “Where is your toolbox?”

Jules: “IN MY PANTS!”

He’s 3.

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