Jules: “Mum, I have superpowers but they’re broken”

Me (feigning sympathy): “oh, that’s no good. How can you get them back?”

Jules: “I need to fix them”

Me: “How?”

Jules: “With my tools!”

Me: “Where are your tools?”

Jules: “In my toolbox!”

Me: “Where is your toolbox?”

Jules: “IN MY PANTS!”

He’s 3.