June 22, 2009

How to suck the Joy out of Pixar…

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Posted 13 years ago
by Téa Smith

Step 1:

Acquire a 3.5 year old son. This might take some time if you don’t have a son already.

Step 2:

Put Cars on for him in a desperate attempt to allow yourself to get some work done. (Yes, I am the best parent ever and should totally write a parenting manual involving DVDs and marshmallow bribes).

Step 3:

Rinse and repeat. 36,000 times.

Pixar movies are wonderfully written, beautifully animated and as a Pixar fan-girl, must admit that I thought I would never tire of their films. But IF I HAVE TO WATCH LIGHTNING-FUCKING-MCQUEEN ONE MORE TIME I AM GOING TO TOP MYSELF.

That is all.

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