Mina and Jason were talking in the car on her way to school. The usual chatter about various things occur, until Mina asks Jason:
“Dad, what is your car’s name? Mum’s car is named Zelda.”
Jason, thinking he’d be a smartarse, said “My car is called Legend”.
“But Legend is a boy’s name. Your car is a girl”
“What makes you say that? Maybe my car is a boy.”
“Oh, so maybe your car is in love with Mum’s car”
I drive a Falcon and his car is a little Hyundai, so Jason said: “Nar, I don’t think my car likes fat chicks”
“No, Dad, I am talking about mum’s CAR!”