Oh FFS Idjits, Australia is fine. Not perfect. FINE. Not Fallen.

Play Video
30 Sep 2021

Here we go again. I keep being told to “do my research” on my own country that, I dunno, I kinda studied. Americans being stupid is nothing new but bloody hell have you seen CNN or Reuters lately?

You can have an opinion when you can name more than one state without Googling it. Morans.

This channel is primarily about fun and building camera skills and riffing ideas, my overall mission is to get you thinking critically and laughing about the Internet, and particularly the ‘culture wars’.

This channel is partially for educational/comedy purposes, but also a small, self-funded, unsponsored, unedited show. If you expect me to do something YOU want (eg clips), then you are mostly certainly welcome to a) make clips yourself, or b) donate at higher tiers, or invest in my work, so I have time to do that.

This stuff isn’t free to produce, you know: https://teasmith.com.au/donate​​​​

Otherwise, if you aren’t paying me, this is supposed to be fun for me and #comedy​​​​ practice and I will talk about what *I* want. I swear BECAUSE it annoys people (and I have a stutter), so spare the lecture. Nobody owes anyone anything that isn’t paid for, including content creators. Thanks.

If you want someone who takes themselves seriously, then fuck off to an Americans-With-Sticks-Up-Their-Arses Channel, or feel free to report me to my HR Department: tea@teasmith.com.au or +61407877431 (Telegram or Signal)

PPS: We don’t live in America and the World’s #Internet is not your personal HR Department. You don’t own us, colonising pricks. STFU and stop chewing so loud. You might actually learn something.

Love you. Visit my website teasmith.com.au

Show More

ooh, you
saucy minx!

I see you. Sitting there. Seductively scrolling and clicking like the flirt that you are, reading and watching my stuff.

OK I can’t really see you, this is just a text box and I ain’t the CIA. I’m not watching you, I swear. Unless you want me to and the price is right. Ahem.

Anyway, sign up if you want and I might write to you from time to time. I’m cool. We’re cool. 

First Name *
Last Name *
Email *
Subscription Type *
Donation Amount
Please choose your donation amount. If it is more than $250 you can edit the amount in the checkout. It's a user experience thing and I don't want to make anyone feel bad.
Add a message if you like