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Something you never want to hear your 5 year old say to you…

by Téa Smith
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Something you never want to hear your 5 year old say to you…

by Téa Smith

“Mum, I hate you so much I want to shoot you

Apparently not buying a Dora toy is a crime that is punishable with death by firing squad.

Nice.

ooh, you
saucy minx!

I see you. Sitting there. Seductively scrolling and clicking like the flirt that you are, reading and watching my stuff.

OK I can’t really see you, this is just a text box and I ain’t the CIA. I’m not watching you, I swear. Unless you want me to and the price is right. Ahem.

Anyway, sign up if you want and I might write to you from time to time. I’m cool. We’re cool. 

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