Can I have a kid that is NOT a wise-ass?

Jules: “Mum, I have superpowers but they’re broken” Me (feigning sympathy): “oh, that’s no good. How can you get them back?” Jules: “I need to fix them” Me: “How?” Jules: “With my tools!” Me: “Where are your tools?” Jules: “In my toolbox!” Me: “Where is your toolbox?” Jules: “IN MY PANTS!” He’s 3.