There are two things that surprise me about the internet:
That grown-ass adults think Twitter matters.
That easily 60% of people don't seem to understand how comedy works (i.e. if you're laughing at one groups' expense, the contract is that you accept when the joke's on you).
— Téa Smith (@tealou) October 9, 2021
I see you. Sitting there. Seductively scrolling and clicking like the flirt that you are, reading and watching my stuff.
OK I can’t really see you, this is just a text box and I ain’t the CIA. I’m not watching you, I swear. Unless you want me to and the price is right. Ahem.
Anyway, sign up if you want and I might write to you from time to time. I’m cool. We’re cool.