Someone had “Hollaback Girl” in her head when she did the design…

Man, Gwen, what the hell happened to you? You used to be cool.

Anyway, I know you’ll like my new design. Its a great improvement on the previous one which ended up being more than just temporary. Liitle blog motivation will do that to a person.

I tried getting the Recent Posts hack to work, but it kept fucking up my style sheets, ie I am a PHP retard and its the hack’s fault. Not mine. Note to self: must learn PHP.

I am getting a Clavinova tomorrow, so my PHP learning will be put off for a bit until I reteach myself the piano. I have decided to be able to play 1 song properly by the end of next week. Lucky for me, Jason, and the neighbours’ dog, Clavinovas have a headphone socket.

Part of my inspiration is to write a bullshit one hit wonder song and see how far I get. W0rd. My shit is bananas. I said B-A-N-A-N-A-S. Can’t be THAT hard, surely…