I can’t be mad about the Rainbow Dildo Butt Monkey thing. I can’t mad at the lady twerking on the goose.

There is so much to be mad about, but man, you guys can’t laugh anymore.

Why so serious?

This is rhetorical. I know why. I don’t care. Why do I have to care about everything all the time? Because I don’t.


This channel is primarily about fun and building camera skills and riffing ideas, my overall mission is to get you thinking critically and laughing about the Internet, and particularly the ‘culture wars’.

This channel is partially for educational/comedy purposes, but also a small, self-funded, unsponsored, unedited show. If you expect me to do something YOU want (eg clips), then you are mostly certainly welcome to a) make clips yourself, or b) donate at higher tiers, or invest in my work, so I have time to do that.

This stuff isn’t free to produce, you know: https://teasmith.com.au/donate​​​​

Otherwise, if you aren’t paying me, this is supposed to be fun for me and #comedy​​​​ practice and I will talk about what *I* want. I swear BECAUSE it annoys people (and I have a stutter), so spare the lecture. Nobody owes anyone anything that isn’t paid for, including content creators. Thanks.

If you want someone who takes themselves seriously, then fuck off to an Americans-With-Sticks-Up-Their-Arses Channel, or feel free to report me to my HR Department: tea@teasmith.com.au or +61407877431 (Telegram or Signal)

PPS: We don’t live in America and the World’s #Internet is not your personal HR Department. You don’t own us, colonising pricks. STFU and stop chewing so loud. You might actually learn something.

Love you. Visit my website teasmith.com.au