To the love of my life and general pain in the arse but I love yas anyway:

I unreservedly apologise for telling you that the glasses I bought would make shitty sunglasses. I also apologise for acting like the Queen of the Glasses and for demeaning you for suggesting it. I also apologise for everything I have ever done, any way I have ever looked at you as if to say “you are a retard”, or “I went to University and you didn’t”, or snickering at you behind your back when you mispronounce words.

There. Public apology. And FUCK, over 300 comments in one post. I need to troll parenting boards more often!